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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sexatoxbridge
inbedwithboys

What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes

podencos

Dissociating

justaminorthreat

Having an existential crisis.

daevayasna

All of the above + singing.

mgodp

Rehearsing for conversations I’ll never have. 

witchkriege

imagining scenarios that will never happen

fleshcircus

crying

officialleoneabbacchio

water warm

feels nice

relentlessandimperfect

Literally all of these

Source: timeaway
akiltfulofcumming
theconcealedweapon

You’re able to call your parents “Mom” and “Dad”. They were not born with those names.

You’re able to call your teachers “Mr” or “Mrs” and their last name. You’d get in trouble if you addressed them by first name.

You’re able to call a celebrity by their chosen stage name.

You’re able to call your friends a shortened version of their name, their middle name instead of their first, or a completely random nickname.

You’re able to call a married woman by her husband’s last name, even though she was not born with that last name.

But when someone’s transgender, how does calling them by a name they were not born with somehow become a hassle?

black-equals-mysoul

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

miserykillme

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

trees-and-sky

LOUDER

barcellas-will-deck-you

SCREAM IT DANG IT THEY HAVE TO HEAR IT

snakes-and-discorse

HIGH PITCHED YODELING

misskittikin

LET THE OUTER PLANETS HEAR THIS PEOPLE

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alecgaywoods
snefu

rami malek is such a talented actor and an amazing human being, he’s so well spoken, he cares about and fights for lgbt rights, immigrants’ rights, women’s rights, equal pay, opportunities for people of colour, mental health, he’s so proud of his ethnicity and he’s played the main role in the biggest biopic of the greatest rockstar, he’s played an openly gay character when it was more stigmatized, a character with mental health issues, he’s had to learn and pick up and do so many things for his role as freddie mercury and elliot alderson and people still sleep on him and have the audacity to say that he’s untalented

Source: goldrami
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snorlaxatives

people who can just plop their sweet lil heads down on their pillow and quickly fall asleep don’t know how lucky they are… i gotta construct a whole ass cinematic universe in my head with dramatic plot twists and in-depth characters to help me fall asleep

hogwartsaheadcanon

I was genuinely stunned when I realised not everyone told themselves elaborate internal bedtime stories every night without fail, inclusive of occasionally having to get back up out of bed to figure out a blocking issue in the mental scene that’s fucking up your ability to concerntrate on the narrative. It’s honestly only in the last few years that I’ve realised the amount of time I spend in various paracosms is not necessarily that normal, and for the life of me I cannot figure out what the fuck people who don’t do this spend their time thinking about?

My mum says she just thinks about real world stuff? All the time? Like jobs she has to do and the like?

I can remember lying in bed when I couldn’t have been any older than six mentally constructing self-insert Lord of the Rings AUs, I reckon a solid 90% of my waking life is spent with at least a background noise of some fictional scenario running through my mind, and I just find it completely fascinating how different people’s brains work because it had genuinely never occurred to me that that wasn’t just How Humans Functioned.


Brains are weird. Also I still can’t figure out what I’d do with all that time and brainspace, I can’t comprehend it at all.

curator-at-large

Oh yes and mine lasts for weeks. When I do fall asleep it’s like a “To Be Continued” and then the next night it starts “Previously on”

Source: snorlaxatives